got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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