i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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