The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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