its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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