sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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