i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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