If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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