Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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