You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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