Yo dont text me then not text me
honey bunches of taint.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
His nipple licking is glorious
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