You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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