Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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