why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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