if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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