YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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