Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
