so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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