billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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