Your tits are I can't wait for
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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