are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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