No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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