belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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