When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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