i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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