Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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