I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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