That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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