But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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