I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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