At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
