white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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