I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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