You're completely useless in the revolution.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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