Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Michael Bay diarrhea
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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