yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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