so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So apparently I’m into choking now
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