You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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