Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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