How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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