yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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