is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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