mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize