My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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