I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize