So drunk, too bad you don't want this
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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