hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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