Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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