My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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