i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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