I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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