wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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