yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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