drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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